Monday, November 19, 2007

Gone Camping...

A little camping humor...

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.

"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Watson replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?"

Watson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent."

6 comments:

Daisy said...

good luck and good trip to you...

electro-kevin said...

This was voted the funniest joke ever in da Yoo Kay.

Glad you are a fellow camper like me. I find it best if you watch The Blair Witch Project the night before you go. It puts you in the right frame of mind.

Sorry for being neglectful and not visiting more ;-)

45govt said...

Very funny! Have a good and safe trip.

True Blue said...

have alovely time L.J. and I hope the weather is good for you.
P.S Funny Joke, Tee hee or should I say Tee Pee . Bum Bum !
DI. xxx

Hercules said...

Happy thanks giving y'all!

Tuscan Tony said...

6 days so far and still camping. Will drop back later in the week.